Warning: Incoherent blag & Ridiculously long length
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This video just came up on my Facebook wall, shared by a friend from her friend.
As I watched, a couple of choice opinions formed so I shall list them down in chronological order.
1. Isn't it like the whaling problem in Japan?
2. How's that working out for you, ecovangelists?
3. Chinese eat them because of status. It's hard to get sharks' fin so it costs a lot to get them. But many Chinese are earning more and getting richer so they can easily afford to eat them now.
4. ...There are a lot more Chinese than Japanese. It's gonna be harder to stop fin-cutting than whaling and if they can't even put a halt to whaling yet, do you think will the sharks' fin-cutting will not continue?
5. Good for some of them, putting a stop to selling sharks' fin soup. But that's only a small victory. The patrons could easily just find another place that sells them if they really want to have some of them fins.
6. ...The fin industry should jack up the price more. See how many people can still afford to eat them after that. Back to status quo.
7. Even if they really make it illegal to hunt and de-fin sharks, do you think the Chinese will not find another way? We are nothing if not creative.
8. Yes, it is sad and cruel that they just dumped the de-finned shark back into the waters and yes, we do pride ourselves in being able to make full use of an animal and this is really one of the shining example of our most wasteful dish but that said, I will still eat it.
So far, the only time I have the chance to have sharks' fin soup is during wedding dinners where the courses are all paid for by the newly weds. If I do not finish my soup, it will go down the drain and the senseless death of the shark it came from would be really in vain. Not to mention a huge waste of money on the newly weds' part--they (probably) only wanted to make their wedding dinner a grand one.
But after *that* is being said, I don't think I'll go out of my way to purchase and/or prepare sharks' fin soup on my own.
*sniffles* I promised myself not to cry~ /drama queen
Beware: Contains Emo
Is this enough space?
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
I think this is the hormones talking but I can't help but feel... I dunno, not sad per se... Maybe a lil kept out of the loop?
1) Friends have other friends they go out and spend time with. Seeing all the photos of them having fun and sitting at home wondering why I can't be more like them and find friends to go out and have fun with me. Oh that's right! They are out with their friends, having fun.
2) Friends going on holidays with other friends. Related to pt 1 sorta directly. Seeing all those fabulous vacation photos and wondering how do they find friends who are so happening and go to all those fabulous places and have so much fun with. But of course, I am poor and the places and activities I wanna go and do cost money--money that The Mother says I do not have. Not helping my case is the f'd up schedule known as my class. Can't blame anyone except for myself there...
3) People are busy when I am free. Sorta related to pt 1 but on a more official, work-related note. I'm not working full time right now so I'm basically out of sync with the rest of the world. Even if I'm working full time, I always find it hard to ask them to go out with me because I always feel that they'll prolly have something better or more important to do. Or be busy with something else. And when I finally do ask them, coupled with my terrific sense of timing, I will always happen to ask them out on days where they already have prior engagements. ...I will make a terrible secretary.
4) Friends not really not bothering with me no matter how much I shout--I mean post on FB. Maybe I'm not funny or engaging enough. Maybe what I post is not relevant to their interests. Maybe I don't even appear on their newsfeed. Whatever the reason, I can never get people to comment in those fast and furious epic comment threads that entertain me oh so much when I post something. On top of that, I'm not sure what I did or said, but most of the time, when I joined in those epic comment threads, I will be met with stony silence. Is it because I am not privy to their inner circle discussion? Is it because I'm weird and say things that is inappropriate or unfunny (at least to them)? I always thought I would've killed the audience with those jokes... Sometimes, they will spare me the humiliation and someone will continue with what they were discussing as if I never happened. Grateful to those who couldn't stand awkward silences but can't help but feel a lil ignored.
/sigh So conflicting... I like to be around friends but I don't seem to be able to fit in with them as well as others. Most times, I find myself sorta orbiting around their peripheral. I also don't wanna be labelled as pushy and demand they take me with them even though I want to so I stand in the background and wait for them to invite me. And they don't. Because they don't want to. And because to them, I'm weird, say the most inappropriate things at the most inopportune time, have a lousy sense of humor and is all sorts of crazy. Probably.
Maybe I'm an obnoxious vampire that can transform into a bat. That would explain everything!!
Exclamation of the day: "Really?! She's emoting?!?! I can't tell!!!!!" Today's exclamation is brought to you by Blake Lively's & January Jones' acting.
It seemed like a good idea to watch Green Lantern and X-Men: First Class back to back. What I forgot to factor in was the badness of the actresses' acting.
Blake Lively/January Jones School of Acting :) --> :| :( --> :| :@ --> :| <3 --> :| :S --> :| :D --> :| D: --> :| ;_; --> :|
...I could go on.
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So. GL first then.
This is it. I cannot hold onto my belief that DC punk'd us and made Ryan Reynolds The Flash instead of a GL now. D: /big no
Hotshot flyboy and his hotrod. Typical. Urgh... Inability to emote irks me. Indian tech? Seriously?? Didn't they do that sort of aerial dogfight in Ironman? Mousy prof with pornstache reminds me of Earl and Discrete Pete. I miss Earl and Discrete Pete... :( Abin Sur is Jango Fett! Clancy Brown is Cthulhu Parallax error! Michael Clarke Duncan is Kilowog! (Mmm... Delicious!) Geoffrey Rush is Tomar-Re?! So zen and mentor-like! Obligatory training montage complete with what sounds like Eye of the Tiger BGM. I put on the real Eye of the Tiger as the BGM in my mind!jukebox. Those guardians sure reminds me of the Jedi Council... I was just asking how can they not realize GL is Hal with a green domino mask on and Blake saw through his disguise and bad attempt to make his voice sound deep and husky--like Batman. Didn't they do the crowd panicking scene in Armageddon? And Independence Day? And Day after Tomorrow? And Men In Black? And-- ...again, I could go on. John Stewart is there too?! Where?!?! I can't remember... Must be too unimportant... More of him next film?
And of course, Hollywood cannot have Mark Strong be a good guy for long. He'll be back as the villain we know Sinestro to be in the next film. Urgh... That yellow costume totally clashes with your skin tone. /flaming gay voice
Bro thinks the movie tries to do too much too soon and doesn't have a coherent enough story. Seems like this movie is just filmed to pave the way for the next one. I think it's pretty weak, a gross miscast of RR as Hal and the apparent lack of chemistry between RR & BL is just urgh. Bro and I both can see RR as Guy Gardner instead of Hal Jordan if he really must be a GL. I still want him as Flash though. He'd make a good Wally West--although I can't really see him as a redhead. Maybe that's why they cast him as Hal instead. Lol...
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And now for XM:FC.
So many people I know playing characters without names! James Remar (Raiden!) as US General. Ray Wise (The Devil!) as Secretary of State. Oliver Platt as that CIA who helped them. Credited as Man In Black Suit, or MIBS. Brendan Fehr (that guy from Roswell aka Booth's lil brother in Bones) as Comms Officer on ship of Michael Ironside (BUGS!) Tony Curran (Invisible Man/Vincent Van Gogh) as another MIBS. WTF WHEN DID HE APPEAR?! I suppose since he *is* the Invisible Man, my not noticing him is justified.
Prof X is douchey. And uses bad pick-up lines. Even though he is a mind reader. Fassbender reminds me too much of Hamm. Hamm-lite? *incredibly lame pun* Bacon is starting to look old... Although his energy-reabsorbing powers is pretty nice but saying that his powers keeps him looking young is a lil pushing it. Love the mutton chops though. ;) Moira does not have a Scottish accent?! Moira is not a geneticist?!?! Moira is a CIA agent?!?!?! WTF movieverse?!?!?!?!?! I dubbed the guy who fling cyclones Juarez since they don't call him by name a lot--or indeed, at all. Too bad he's really called Janos Quested instead. Meh, close enough. Bamf-fighting is still so cool! Who was he in Earth-616 again? Another red-skinned bad guy. There's gonna be another one next month in the form of ElrondAgent Smith Red Skull in Capt A (I still want Captain Awesome to be Captain America though... /sigh). Speaking of red, the ginge caught my eye again. Rupert Grint lookalike? <3 him more with those awesome round shades. I want one of those! He is Banshee so he'll have a daughter that I happen to share a name with. Heh! Black dude gets it first man... It's always the black dude. How did--? Isn't he--? Huhwuhhuh?! Alex Summers aka Havoc, younger brother of Scott Summers aka Cyclops, was recruited first? And apparently an older brother now?! WTF movieverse?!?!?!?!?! McCoy is so dorky cute! His scenes with Raven are so d'aww... And then he mentioned she looks 20 even though she is really 40. Hmm... Cradle-robbing? Cougar?? Raven morphing into Romijn!Mystique is awesome! They look kinda alike too!! Speaking of Romijn!Mystique, uncredited cameo by Jackman!Logan is hilarious! Speaking of uncredited cameo by Jackman!Logan, all the scenes of Xavier-Lehnsherr gallivanting around the world recruiting other mutants is so fun! They look like they are having so much fun too!! Speaking of them gallivanting, thanks for putting them in the same bed for us, Fox. <3 Pixie girl is Lenny Kravitz's little girl?! Like woah... Woman in an all-white outfit with skirt seated in a dim windowless interrogation room makes me want her to uncross her legs ala Basic Instincts. Hurhur... Too bad Emma Frost did not do it. :( Vintage 60s cars are so drool-worthy. <3
Fassbender to Bacon: I agree with you. Unfortunately, you killed my mother. Me & bro: Prepare to die. XD Fassbender: *proceeds to kill Bacon with a coin*
All in all, the movie was not too bad. Even if they butchered the hell outta the established canon. I hope the next guy who takes a whack at it will be able to keep up the good work laid forth by Bryan Singer (who also did the ground work for the first X-Men film) and not screw it up like X2, X3 and Wolverine Origins. D:
I want a charming and badass Gambit, not some scrawny wimpy kid! Preferably played by Josh Holloway. XD
I am a hipster way before it meant what it meant ...Or I could just be weird. XD
...I cannot help but notice there are an increasing amount of references to hipsters lately and I wondered what all the fuss was about. So I poked around and found this. Little did I know, I'd been a hipster for years! And according to that, I'm only Step 13 & Step 15 away from being a true hipster. Noooooooo... /deny
I know that I'm a smug, selfish, narcissistic elitist wallowing in my own pathetic wit 3 steps in front of the rest of the world because everyone's not caught up with me yet. That's what I tell myself when people don't respond to my blog and Facebook posts. Pitiful but not untrue XD
What I didn't know is that it made me a hipster. Damn hipsters stealing my thunder. Everyone's a hipster now. Grrr...
I am well-known for my sarcasm ever since secondary school where that trait earned me many many friends. Everyone loved me for my blunt, biting tact. I tried irony once but everyone took me seriously so I had to tell them I was kidding. And to think, I'm the one who can't read expressions.
And don't get me started on trying to tell them about this show/band/movie. Jess once said "I don't think I would like that because our tastes are different" after I tried to tell her about CSI and a month later, she squee'd to me, "OMG you hafta watch this show! It's called CSI and--" I had to cut her off with an indignant "I know. I tried to tell you about that show before. You said you wouldn't like it because our tastes are different." =__="
I've been to the video store many times when I wanted to find a particularly obscure tv/movie and every time, they'd tell me they don't have it. 3sa sad. :( I had to find them on ebay and worry about getting conned. Again. Or pay a lot of money on Amazon or other similar sites for less worry.
I also spend too much time trying to explain my pop culture references to people and lament at the sad fact that a lot of them don't get it. And I spend more time getting pissed when everyone got it. Gods... I think I spent many movie credits exchanging notes with bro on what our fellow movie patrons got and did not get based on their reaction to the scene and we were both shaking our heads at the ratio.
Even though I am known to appreciate big blockbusters/productions/radio gaga, I do love me some indie stuff. Give me dry wit and mindfuck any day. But I'm too cheap for musicals and theater. If only I was richer...
Which brings me to work. I never really thought about working. The most I planned for was to get through primary school, get through secondary school, get through poly and get a degree. Or two. Or three if I still haven't figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. XD
But I need money to buy books and gadgets and stuff so I hafta work. :( Who wants to work, right?
And of course, I am definitely not the most fashion-conscious person. It's usually printed tees and jeans for me. I love quirky prints/stuffs with obscure references on them and getting ppl to read off my bossom. XD Unfortunately, Threadless had gotten mainstream and their quality dropped so much that both me and Nat decided to not get stuffs there no more. Not sure about her but that decision still stands for me.
It's hard to find something that isn't mass produced from China here so the part about supporting my little known retailers is pretty impossible. I have no art sense so I don't hang out with those skinny-ass starving artists or get to know them local designers so meh... XD
I also like my flannel shirts and big belt buckles. Bro says I'm compensating for something and he'd be right. I have a lot more to compensate for. More so than all the little girls boys with their male genitalia. I want Wolowitz's belt collection damnit!
Boots, bags and accessories! Since young, I have been influenced by my cool uncle who only wears boots to be cool and wear boots and high tops. So much love for them. <3 I also cannot get enough of bags and accessories (as evident from most of my impulse buys) even though I always use the same bag and don't accessories much. My excuse for the bags? Because it can still be used. And the accessories? Laziness. I can don't buy clothes for months on end but I cannot don't buy bags and accessories if one caught my eye.
And what else? Oh, bed hair. I don't like flat rebonded hair (as evident from all my hair snipping reasons). I like my messy poofy hair. But instead of the hipster stylishly messy, I usually get ugly unkempt. So I snip them short and try again. Rinse and repeat for the rest of my life.
Before I go, I would like to say I liked RDJ before he was Iron Man, Donnie Yen before he was Ip Man and Zheng Geping before he toned up and became the hot uncle he is now. Among other things. XD
Now that I have established my characterization, I shall commence obtaining the appropriate wardrobe to match my newfound label. I wanna go shopping!
Son of Coul, Agent of Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division! <3
Surprisingly little to add before jumping to the movie proper except for me waking up late and needa waste money on cab fare only to find the box office to be full of kids from the neighboring secondary school but here we go~
Warning, super long post.
Also, more importantly, THOR SPOILERS!!!!!
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Natalie Portman being gawky and adorkable? Check.
Resonable Authority Figure Patient and sensible older man? Check.
Plucky comic relief girl who reminds me a little of a much younger Liv Tyler? Check.
Storm!
Thor falls to Earth!
Boom! Got hit by their storm-chasing van!! Ouch...
Flashback time~
Voiceover!
Ye olde Scandinavian village and some back stories on the Norse mythology.
Frost Giants! Brrr... is it just me or did the cinema get colder when they used their magic Ice Crystal power thing? I didn't know we had one of those 4D cinematic experiences. XD
Cool entrance, bro--I mean, All Father. I wonder if they de-aged Anthony Hopkins digitally, like they did with Patrick Stewart in Wolverine Origins... But they didn't needa do much. He was mostly covered by his awesome helmet.
Ouch eye...
Oh gods... Asgard is all decked out in gold! So bling and tacky!!
Kid!Thor and Kid!Loki. Kid!Thor is such a brat and Kid!Loki did look a lil like Loki... =3
Grown-up Thor is still a brat I see. In a certain light, he reminds me of Chris Evans (eh?!). And in another certain light, he reminds me of Chris Pine (well duh... he *is* Father of Kirk after all). Do all Chrises look alike?
And he's gonna get crowned King of Asgard?! We all know how well *that's* gonna end.
Frost Giants in their vault/artifacts room thing? This will not end well.
Odin: "I name thee--"
Cut to vault
Frost Giants killing guards left and right. Yep, just the two.
Cut back to throne room
Odin: "--Frost Giants"
Bro and me: Did he just name Thor a Frost Giant?! Lolol!!
Loud resounding thump of All Father's mighty spear and a cool metal mecha guard appears and dispatches of the pesky Frost Giants. Cool!
Odin and his sons hurry to the vault. Thor wants to fight like the brat he is. Odin don't want to. They argue. Reminds me of a line in the lyrics of Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own by U2. We fight all the time / You and I / That's alright / We're the same soul.
Loki couldn't get a word in edgewise. Poor Loki... Everyone's so dismissive! Designated buttmonkey? D'aww... *pats*
Is he trying to 挑拨离间 when he was trying to make Thor feel better? Seeing that he's Loki, it wouldn't be that unbelievable. That underlying trace of what feels like real concern is pretty well-played though. :D
And off they rode, He-Man and his Masters of the Universe.
Oh gods... Did Kenneth Branagh bring lens flare along with Father of Kirk from Star Trek to Thor the Movie?! *_*
Hey! Their city coulda been TRON city! Tron, where are you?!
Funky bridge!
Water falling off the edge of the world... Discworld? Will there be 4 elephants underneath? And underneath those 4 elephants, a turtle?? XD
Ooo... Black guy with glowy eyes. The all-seeing gatekeeper Heimdall. I like him!! XD
Heimdall on He-Man and his Masters of the Universe trying to go to Frost Giant Land without permission: You are not dressed warmly enough for where you're going.
Ooo... Spinning golden sphere that is the gateway between 9 realms. Like the Transporter Room in Star Trek! Does that make Heimdall Chief O'Brien?
And they land on the Land of the Frost Giants! Looking very much like Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Hot damn, Mr. B... You sure like to make me cross fandoms.
Poor Loki got dismissed again! By one of He-Man's Masters of the Universe too. They're supposed to be on the same team! No wonder he turned to the dark side. *pats*
Ooo... Bratty. Fight, fight!
Ouch! That's one hell of a frostbite.
Eh?! How did-- Why did his hand--?? *_*
Mr. B sure likes his upside down and underside sequences...
Cool entrance, bro--I mean All Father. Too bad the King of the Frost Giants is adamant about war though. I would love to see them share a pint or two. XD
Thor's in trouble now~~. Expressly disobeying a direct order from his father and king. Odin and Thor argue again. Lol @ Loki's face as he watches the back and forth volley.
Loki is once again dismissed. Very loudly. By Odin himself. Poor Loki... *pats*
Thor gets casted down to Earth without his powers!
Bang! Hit by Nat Portman's Stormchaser van!
...Marvel has a lot of scientist huh?
Bro got tased by poor man's Liv Tyler!
As they drove off to find a hospital, the Hammer that was locked with all of Thor's powers that was taken away from him and thrown down after Thor was casted out landed with a vooooooom.
The locals have fun trying to take the Hammer.
Pickup truck with chain trying to pull the Hammer out? Good luck with that...
And the whole flatbed of the pickup truck got ripped out!! O_O
Stan Lee!
Agent Coulson!!
Hospital. Thor fighting people left and right. I see why they need big guys for nurses/orderlies.
Nat & co finds something interesting in the photos of their storm. A certain man-shaped shadow.
They go to the hospital to find Thor who had escaped his restrains (lol @ poor man's Liv reloading her taser in the van after they found out he escaped), only to promptly run him over again.
Product placement count: uh... a few?
Levi's black jeans. Classic.
Father of Kirk is ripped! I mean, obviously since he is Thor now but still! *drool*
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*_--wait what?! Why would Nat Portman be keeping around her ex's clothes? And why would her ex's clothes fit Thor?! Her ex is his size?!?! ...She has a type I see...
Tiny Nat!
Food! Waffles and eggs... Mmm... Delicious!
Lol @ mug smashing!
Ahaha! Cute!! Poor man's Liv after finding out something else landed near Thor's crash site: This is so going on Facebook. *turns to Thor with her camera phone* Smile~
Thor: *biggest cutest smile ever*
XD
When Thor hears about his fallen Hammer, he tries to get a horse from a Pet Store. Lol... Nat offered him a ride out. But an unmarked black van drove past them with her equipments and stuff so she gave chase. They got back to their lab and found everything loaded up and ready to go. Agent Coulson's taken everything! :D Very efficient.
Stories they tell when he was young... You mean Eric is Scandinavian? Dude! I did not realize he's Stellan Skarsgard (whose from Sweden so it's as Scandinavian as they get!) until the credits!! I fail as a fan I tell ya...
Eric also knows a guy who knows a guy who does work on gamma radiation, was contacted by S.H.I.E.L.D. and never heard from again. Of course! He changed his face twice. He's gonna change it again for The Avengers! Poor Bana and Norton... :( I wished Ed Norton had stayed on though... Woulda made The Avengers a gathering of 2 of my favorite actors--minus the 2 Chrises.
Then Thor decides to go find his Hammer still and Nat decides to go with him since all her life's work is gone and she's got nothing to lose. Really? Or does she just wanna sex the man?
So he broke in and Curb Stomp Battle'd his way through the temporary base set up by S.H.I.E.L.D. Very efficient people, S.H.I.E.L.D.
Hawkeye! When bro said there's a cameo by Hawkeye, the first thing I thought of was Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H?! Then I remembered. Lol...
When he reached the Hammer, he could not lift it either! Why, he cried up into the sky. Coz you haven't undergone Character Development yet, silly! XD
Then Agent Coulson gave the order to capture the broken spirited Thor.
Interrogation time~
Coulson tells Thor he made his highly trained men look like a bunch of minimum-wage mall cops and asks Thor where he got his training.
He's not gonna say anything, Coulson. Who would?
Best sequence of the movie! Agent Coulson leaving the room and the mirrored door closed back to reveal Loki standing at Coulson's previous position. And later, the mirrored door reflecting Loki slid open and when it closed, Loki's gone! Nice...
Loki in a modern suit... Yum. Did he raid the closet of Arthur from Inception? The slicked back hair did not help. Or did it? XD
Then Loki BAMF'd to the Hammer site, tried to pull it out but couldn't and decided to walk away pretending to not have tried it in the first place. Lol his face!!
Then Eric came to Nat's aid like Old Ben Kenobi answering the plead from Leia. Oh wait... Nat = Mother of Leia. Hmmmmm...... XD
Anyway, Blatant Lies! And obviously faked ID! But Coulson lets them slide coz he wanna know what's gonna happen next. :D
And the first place they go to after getting out of "imprisonment"? A bar. Of course!
Thor explaining why Eric is stone-drunk: "We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud."
LOLOL!!!
Obligatory romance scene.
Thor explaining his world to Nat and watches her sleep.
Morning breakfast! So domesticated.
In this light, with his buffed physique and his trucker flannel shirt, Thor reminds me of Christian Kane. Another Chris! I swear, Chris Hemsworth is like the total embodiment of all the Chrises in the world!! Or at least those in the US entertainment industry... XD
All is not well in the realm of Asgard.
Loki find out he is actually Laufey's son. Blue! I feel like saying BAMF whenever he turns blue. So Alan Cumming! XD
Odin falls into a coma mid-reveal. Was that real concern for Odin even though he just found out he was just a bargaining chip and not Odin's real son?
So Loki became the temporary ruler and the Masters of the Universe--who originally wanted to plead with Odin to end Thor's exile and maybe tell him it was Loki who let the Frost Giants in the first time so that they would wreck some havoc and disturb his brother's coronation--had to ask Loki and was promptly rejected.
And of course the Masters of the Universe plans to go anyway. But how will they get past Heimdall?
Speaking of Heimdall, he summons them just as they were wondering how they're gonna use the Transporter Room--I mean, spinny golden sphere.
Heimdall to the Masters of the Universe: You are trying to bring Thor back? Even though the King forbids it? Good.
And promptly leaves without his sword, sending them to Earth.
LOL!! Whoever said Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. do not have a sense of humor? The best description of the Masters of the Universe! Xena, Jackie Chan and Robin Hood. I wonder what they'll say about the big guy?
The Masters of the Universe: Found you! *happy wave at Thor from outside the shop's glass door*
Cute! XD
Loki found out Heimdall helped the Masters of the Universe to try to get Thor back and Hadouken'd Heimdall with the Ice Crystal Power thing!
And then Loki sent the metal mecha comes to finish Thor!
And then brought forth the Frost Giants to off Odin!
Lol @ other agents asking Coulson if it's one of Stark's.
Lol harder @ Coulson's reply that he don't know and that he (Tony Stark) never tells him anything.
Metal mecha thing made short work of S.H.I.E.L.D. Obviously. He's Odin's mecha.
Then they reach town and the Masters of the Universe tried to fight it but fail spectacularly.
Cool change in orientation, mecha bro!
Then Thor talked to it and asked Loki to spare the innocent people's lives and take his life instead. How'd he know Loki would be listening?! They have special earbud things? Through the mecha? How?!?!
So Loki obliged and the mecha swiped at Thor. And Thor dies. And Nat is sad.
And then the Hammer flies back to Thor! That's one hell of a defibrillation!! XD
Before he leaves, he told Coulson (Son of Coul! XD) that he can consider Thor one of them if they ever need help and turned his attention to the girl immediately. Feels so throwaway, that line. Obviously Thor had more on his mind than putting his name into The Avengers' sortie hat but still!
So He-Man is reunited with his Masters of the Universe again! But they can't go back coz Heimdall is still a popsicle.
But wait a sec! He's melting! And sliced through 2 Frost Giants before opening the gateway in his weakened state. Oh I love the man! XD
Go mama! She took out 1 Frost Giant before the King got to her.
Loki kills the King of the Frost Giants who was trying to kill Odin and was about to be commended and be praised and everyone will accept him as King now.
And Thor flies back to the palace immediately after that and told his mother what Loki did.
And they fight.
And Loki flies back to the gateway and used it to destroy the Frost Giant Land. He also jammed the gateway such that it cannot go anywhere else anymore.
And they fight more.
Loki taunts Thor, asking what made him so weak? Was it the girl? I thought he started turning for the better after Loki went to see him all decked out in Arthur's clothes and told him he could not go back coz Odin did not want him back. More so than any girl. What is love?! Baby don't hurt me And they fight more. Thor finally got the upper hand and was one move away from the finishing blow but instead, he placed the Hammer on Loki's chest. That is some tough ribs, Loki. How come it's not crack when the Hammer is so heavy, you couldn't even lift it off your chest?!
But Thor needs the Hammer to destroy the bridge that held the gateway that was destroying the Frost Giant Land. The gateway will fall off the edge of Discworld if Thor breaks the bridge! No more sonic-booming to Earth for sexytime no more!
Thor does it anyway because it is the right thing to do but breaking the bridge caused them to fall too.
Cool entrance, bro--I mean, All Father. That's some grip you got there, holding onto both of your sons.
Poor Loki! Odin does not think he would've made a good king. No praise from daddy so he lets go of the spear and fall into the abyss with the gateway.
And all was relatively well in the end. Odin and son are finally getting along. Nat and co are still looking for a way to create the wormhole to Asgard.
...Voyeur!Heimdall can see her. I really <3 this guy! Lolol!!
Credits!
Foo Fighters' Walk played. Bro questioned the choice of the song but Mr. B said it was appropriate so who was bro to argue? As far as ending credit songs go, they could've done worse.
Stinger!
Black Nick Fury meets Eric Selvig! Awesome!!
What is this cube Nick is showing Eric? A power source? ZPM??
Ooo...... Loki in the mirror whispers something ("It wouldn't hurt taking a closer look"?) and Eric replies Nick the same thing. OOOoooOOOOOooooo~~~~~
Until next time! Or August for CapA with another Chris!
Post-movie thoughts!
The movie started out solid and ended well but the middle was pretty meh.
Great acting all round, especially from Odin and the 2 Odinson! None of the major characters were glaringly bad and Chris Hemsworth is surprisingly good!! Not too bad for a comic book movie. XD
I never noticed the parallel between Thor the Movie and Shakespeare's Henry V until I read the trivia on IMDB! And the first movie Mr. B directed was Henry V, back in 1989!! Cool story bro!
1s time at a concert where I can see the band so clearly!
Bro told me Jimmy Eat World is coming to Singapore in late Jan after he saw it on 8days. I squee'd but was broke so I didn't buy tix then. Feb came and went. Late Mar, while filling in stuffs into the log book retrospectively (even though we shouldn't), I had the radio on and they were doing some promo on Jimmy Eat World Live in Singapore. The next day, I heard 3 different instances of people referencing "the middle".
...I had to buy the tix now! XD And I bought it the day after. Had to pay the booking fee even though I was buying it at the Sistic counter in Tampines One. Zzz...
Managed to keep it from The Mother for a day before she found the tix. She said she was about to commend me on my restraint... Until she saw those $100++ tix. /sheepish grin
So on April's Fool 2011, bro and I made our way to Vivo, had Carl's Jr coz we haven't had them in a while and left for Resort World Sentosa, Hard Rock Coliseum. I wanted to go earlier but we ended up arriving only half an hour before the concert. Bro had to dump all the bottles of water I had him carry coz they serve food in there and wanna rob us blind ($3 for a cup of Coke?!?! OMG rip-off!).
It was a small place and the turn out was surprisingly little.But thanks to that, we managed to get quite close to the stage. I picked a spot slightly left of center of the stage (or on the right if you're facing the stage) coz that's where they usually plunk the bass players. I'm totally addicted to bass players XD
Guy started to squeeze me out of my spot even before the concert started. Told him to move away. Urgh... Don't he know that you only start squeezing when the band comes out? Basic concert rules people!
Even though the turn out was less than what I imagined, the crowd was pretty energetic and super "on". Had my bag up in front of my boobs and I'm all set to mosh! Was trying my best not to get stepped on and sprayed with sweat from other bouncing and moshing people. Found a sweet spot where there was a visible dip in heads before me. That dip was formed by a crowd of girls and for that I thank them. Unfortunately, I had to keep dodging the long pony tail of a group of middle eastern teen beauties. Was really tempted to cut it if I have a pair of scissors on me but I don't think I'll do it even if I have a pair of scissors on me. /coward XD Even the band commented on the large percentage of girls that turned up. Why are they be surprised? They are such chick magnets!! :D
They also commented on the humidity. They're from Arizona so the heat is okay but the humidity isn't what they were used to. Frontman Jim Adkins was literally dripping with sweat by the end. We could totally see the sweat roll off his face. It's that close!
They played a few songs from their new album and many old ones. This guy standing behind us knew them all. Amazing! He's such a fan... They sound surprisingly good live too. One of the songs they played was 23 and that made bro very happy (he turns 23 this year). Felt like yesterday when I turned 23 and played that song on my birthday... /old They didn't play Polaris though so me sad nao. /plays Polaris
And good times came to an end. During encore, a bunch of idiot guys started pushing and shoving each other around instead of jumping on the spot like everyone else and they started bumping into people left right and center. Even the bouncers/security guy couldn't get them to stop. Bro was good enough to come and block some of them and I started elbowing and punching anyone who came close to me. Accidentally punched a befuddled guy who was victim to their shoving and got too close to me. Oops... But I apologized to him after the concert so all's good. Bro's bag's zipper was a bit loose and it slid open during the close to 2h of moshing. My PSP and various other stuffs fell out and he stooped to get them. Was really worried he might get crushed by them violently moshing idiots but he came up okay. My PSP was okay too. The casualty of the day was the 2-pin adapter thing and a packet of tissue went MIA. I almost fell over after being bumped by one of them idiots and was offered a slightly safer spot to mosh on by a pair of guys behind me. So kind! /grateful
Throughout the concert, as with any concert, the view was blocked by arms doing fist pumps/finger pointing/ILU signs and arms attached to cameras and phones taking pictures/videos. One good thing about those was that if the view was completely blocked and I couldn't get a direct line of sight of the stage, I could just look at those cameras' and phones' display and watch it there instead.
...I sincerely apologize to the band for having to witness my armpits. Lol...
So after the concert, I wondered if those rolled up bundles were posters and asked someone who had them. Yep, posters for $10. I also bought the album at $25. OMG what was I thinking?! Then again, the booth selling the posters and CD, Macbeth, they helped me get $10 off each tix so I guess I could count the CD as costing $5...? /self-justification
When we left, there were still a lot of people sitting around in the Coliseum so I wondered if there was some special private meet-and-greet thing or they just don't wanna go home yet. The concert did end quite early. Not used to concerts ending before midnight... XD
7-11 at Waterfront station didn't sell Big Gulps coz the place is too small for the machine so we left and went back to Vivo. 7-11 at Vivo didn't sell Big Gulps coz the machine broke down so we bought a box of ice and a bottle of Coke instead. Poured the Coke into the box of ice and drank from the box. They sold cups of ice but we didn't know how much those cost... The box works fine too. XD
...In conclusion, I just hope the band don't feel too bad the turn out was pretty bad and be entertained by our energy and involvement as much as they entertained us with their songs and polite concert banters. It is really one of the best concerts I've been to (not that I've been to that many...)--minus the idiots who think people shoving them away when they got too violent and close were playing with them in return.
Whee... I've done more in a week than I'd done in the past 6 mths! =3
Mon: Skipped some rope Tue: Cooked some spaghetti Wed: Practiced some swings using the bokken Thu: Sprinted down the length of the the mini-corridor that leads to my room Fri: Swam a few laps
I know there's still the weekends but already I have done more than I had in the past 6 jobless months.
Edited on 28 Mar 2011 Sat: Movie'd with HJ Sun: Last min meet up with Irene Belle before she left on a jet plane (:S Sorry girl! Didn't get to see you earlier and when we met, I was engrossed with 4gu's Galaxy Tab instead... /feels bad D:). Cycled to the end of East Coast Park.
Now I've officially done more than I had in the past week than I had done in the last 6 months! :D
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Also, I'd been trying to make myself wake up earlier this week so I could go swim but the magnetic pull of the pillow is too strong! Even when I'm conscious at 9am, it didn't take much for me to drift off again.
But today, while watching Monday's episode of TDS and TCR in the evening (we intended to watch all 4 days' worth of them at one go XD), I noticed the weather was nice and sunny in a good way and I kept saying I should go out. Was ready to go fly kite at the roof of the multistorey carpark near my house but bro noted that there isn't really much wind to fly it. So I changed plans. Showered, packed my swimsuit, towels and toiletries and off I go~
It's been years since I'd went to Tampines Swimming Complex and boy had it changed! There's a giant mushroom water fountain thing! And a 2nd level deck for people to tan on. And holy crap, the amount of kids learning swimming is huge! I had to keep dodging legs and arms.
Breaststroke was okay but I was out of breath real quick after swimming freestyle. Stamina long gone... D: Because I was out of breath real quick, I stuck to the 1st and 2nd lane closest to the edge of the pool.
So there was this tanned and toned guy at the end of the pool and what I noticed first about him was his distinctive circular tribal tattoo design on his right shoulder blade (from now on known as Tanned and Toned Circular Tribal Tattoo guy or TTCTT guy for short). Can't see his face nor his tattoo that clearly coz I've got no specs on so meh. He was always at the 1st or 2nd lane when I reached the end but when he swam, he sorta glides through the water real fast. But he was always at the end by the time slow me reached.
I had told myself I'd do 5 laps and swim more if I can still go on but after 5 laps, I can't go on. So by end of lap 5, I was pretty out of breath and was lounging by the edge. TTCTT guy chose that time to glide over and asked me if I was learning freestyle. The following conversation took place by the poolside.
TTCTT guy: Are you learning freestyle? Inner Me: No, I know how to do freestyle swimming. It's one of my worst strokes but I learnt it before. Gods, I can't tell him I'd learnt it before! That's just embarrassing! Me: Yea, sorta... Ahaha... TTCTT guy: Well, you might wanna lower your head in the water more Inner Me: Ya think? Me: Yea but I'm pretty out of breath to do that TTCTT guy: Coz your head is a tilted too close to the surface *does hand approximation of my head and body* and it slows you down. Inner Me: I knew that! Me: Yea... Ahaha... TTCTT guy: It's easier if you keep your head parallel to your body. Inner Me: Yea I know but I can't coz-- Me: Ahaha... Yea, I couldn't hold my breath underwater too long... Inner Me: I used to be able to do that relatively ok... Gods, all my stamina! Gone!! TTCTT guy: Okay... Me: Ahaha...
Silence ensues and after threading some water, he glided off. I decided to try one last lap with my head down like he said and yes, it is easier and faster but it took a lot more effort and I really really ran out of breath faster too. And if there weren't so many kids around, I prolly would've do another 1-2 laps but I've had enough of dodging limbs so I got out, all the while wondering if he thinks I got scared/frightened/shy and got out of the pool right after he talked to me. But that's not it. I gave myself a limit and that limit couldn't be extended due to my current physique and stamina so I got out, not because I got scared/frightened/shy. Really!
Bought donuts, honey glazed chicken drumlets and Gong Cha home. The Mother saw my feast and said me going swimming was a waste of effort if I'm gonna eat all that. Bro heard and whispered to me "Not so. You only went to swim coz the weather was nice". I laughed. Got to the living room and Dad asked me what was my reason to go swim--Health? Weight loss? Swim for the sake of swimming?--and I told him the truth, which was what bro said to me, that I went swimming coz the weather was nice. So me eating all that stuff did not really matter with respect to the reason of me going swimming today. Dad told The Mother that and The Mother was a little miffed.
But all was well.
I did not tan at all under the evening sun and will be getting mighty sore for the next few days but I had fun. And a random guy talked to me! I don't get many random guys talking to me... XD