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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Dear Google Instant,

You suck.

I know I'm a little late to the party but hey, I was busy. You know how that's like, what with you trying to fix what ain't broken and all.

It all started when one fine day, I decided to find a solution to stop Youtube from showing me the "You're using an outdated browser" notice even though I am on the most updated Firefox version. A quick fix and a browser restart later, I discovered you when I wanted to search for something on Google.

And boy was I annoyed.

I'm pretty proud of my ability to type with all 10 fingers and my typing speed (even though they might be somewhat hampered by the fingernails I am too lazy to cut unless absolutely necessary) and I almost always know the spelling of what I am trying to search for. But with you, my typing speed and spelling prowess are moot! I can maybe get in 3 letters before you took over and showed me search links to things I'm not searching for. Worse, because I type fast, I always end up with some alphabets missing in your search text field. Like how "obsession" turns into "obsson" and "snuffaluffagus" became "snulufgus".

Why not just turn it off, you ask? Well, I tried. Damnit, I tried but you just keep coming back. You're like syphilis!

Now I know all you're trying to do is help. But instead of saving me that 2-5 seconds, you made me waste more than 2-5 seconds correcting the typo you caused me to make by not allowing me to complete what I am typing!

So please, Google Instant...

Go curl up and die in a cold dark hole this instant.


Yours faithfully,
Frustrated hyper-typer


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