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So, career fair @ NTU yesterday. Full of people trying to make a good impression and dropping resumes at the booths looking for work even before they graduate. Many PostIts and pens were given out, among other freebies
The point of this post is how I got assaulted by a big blue paper bag from behind. Kinda like those from boutiques where it's large, long and very stiff.
This lady pushed her way past me in the tiny crowded walkway between booths and the sharp corner of the brand new paper bag stabbed me in the small of my back. Right where my right kidney should be.
So I made a big dramatic cry of "Ouch! The pain!! Gods my kidney!!! She stabbed my kidney with her paper bag!!!!" in the middle of the abovementioned tiny crowded walkway and no one batted an eyelid. It's like I'm in another plane of existence altogether!
...I got stabbed by a paper bag. I'd lost to a well-placed poke by a paper bag. But really, what chances do I have against it?? I can't win. Lol...
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