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So I was at the mall today and mom and I found this abn amro mastercard someone dropped. So I picked it up and went over the the Customers Service counter.
Customers Service Officer (my own acronym CSO): *chirpy voice* Hi, how can I help you??
Me: Uh... I found this card...... *hands over credit card*
CSO: So you found this card where?
Me: Um... outside the entrance... the lift lobby? *gestures the general direction of where I found it*
CSO: You found this... on the ground?
Me: *inner voice* No, I found it suspended in midair. I was able gather enough of my wits to pluck the thing out of the grabby paws of trolls threatening to hobble away with it.
/Pause/
*outer voice* Yah...
CSO: /Pauses for the same length of time as I did/
*same chirpy voice* Oh okay... Thanks!
Seriously, it's like asking someone holding on a tray of food in the cafeteria at noon "Having lunch?"
I swear, sometimes..............
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