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i've always been pretty proud of my birth date. it's a odd number and there isn't much people who will remember it unless absolutely necessary. i am most proud of it for (also) being the birth date of C.S. Lewis--the author of The Narnia Chronicals for all you ignorant fools out there. :p but all my love and respect for 29th November went out the windows when a couple of days ago, my dad (with his newspaper) told me the queen of manja (dia) celebrity Lin Chiling shares my birthday. oh woe is me for being categorized with her. http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Chiling_Lin
it's a proven fact that sai nai or whiny girly voices can get you almost everything. especially if you are a girl and even more so if you are ugly. most guys are powerless against such wilful display of squeaky behaviors. if you are a whiny pretty girl, guys will do what you want them to do coz they wanna please you and make you go to bed with them in that oh so sweet voice. if you are an ugly girl who is (delibrately or otherwise) whiny, guys will still do what you want because they wanna get you off their backs as soon as possible. in fact, the guys will be doing what you (ugly girls) want them to do much much faster than if a pretty girl were to ask them in the same manner. trust me, i should know. i have sacrificed my reputation and pride to prove this theory right. /sobs/
on a positive note, i'm glad to say that i still have friends who remember my birthday and made a big deal outta it. thx to my sisterz (lam, sc, pq, ef, zh, sl, vi, mel) for the surprise breakfast after the bday surprise for lam and surprise ktv. thx to zy for the mayday bk. thx to zaid for wishing me a happy advanced bday way way beforehand. thx to philip who tried but failed to send me a bday greeting. thx to suxiu, my one, only & beloved penpal since primary 3, even tho i know she might not visit this lowly blog but girl, i gotcha card and thx for remembering year after year. i never knew i had so many people who cared enough to bother. that's 9 more than my expected count. so touched, people. so touched.
(P.S. now that i have confirmed my dad's claim, i have one more weapon to deal with annoying little brothers. it used to be 5566 songs, chinese mandopop songs, and other made-in-taiwan entertainment. but now, ohohoho, now i have manja on my side. ph3ar my manja reign.)
[P.P.S. i can feel the pity for my brother radiating from all you readers but for any of you who knew him personally, or as personally as i do, you will never say he don't deserve it. muahahah... poor bro.]
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